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reichenbackdatassup:

wow my brother was telling me this joke and he said

"if you’re fighting with a woman and she pulls a knife on you, just pull out the bread and cheese and meat and her womanly instincts will kick in and she’ll just make you a sandwich"

then all of a sudden our mom emerges from the kitchen holding a huge ass knife and she approaches my brother asking “sorry what was that?” and he started screaming

100000000 points to mom.

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elevensleeps:

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plantdust:

i need clear skin by yesterday

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intextual:

intextual:

yooo talk to me. Send me advice/confessions/rants/anons!

talks t me ye

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mariah-banks:

im still in between kinda accepting my body and wanting to starve myself for weeks i dont know 

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