unpresentable:

the-beauty-in-breakdown:

unpresentable:

doughnuthunter:

unpresentable:

I’m good at math. U + I = 69

Wait that would mean that I = 59 because U sure are a 10

oh

No. U + I = 145 as the atomic number for Uranium is 92 and the atomic number for I is 53. Cause we got chemistry.

for god’s sake why all these people are so smooth omg

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sarcarstic:

We’re having pizza for dinner, is that ok?

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monicalewinsky1996:

retr0philia:

yeah you called me cute, but like

did you mean cute as in puppy cute

or cute as in frick frack tickity tack take off your panties

I hope none of you ever get laid

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nutella:

gettin real tired of my own bullshit

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ccomicsloth:

saying “its just hormones” to an upset teenager to make them feel better is like saying “its just gravity” to someone who fell off of the top of a 10 story building

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sickening-hurts:

dennys:

sprawlerr:

why does dennys have a tumblr

why do you

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wienrs:

if you’re reading this i’m beautiful

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cockkkkkkkk:

5 out of 5 homosexuals are gay

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